you’re a phenomenon
Likes babbling, bumbling, sinister, try-to-hard nincompoops with an iron will and daddy issues. Expect a lot of Hiddles, comics, and Sherlock.
In which Hermione speaks for all girls
one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
haha are you kidding me
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Look at Bucky turn around, grin ready on his face, Steve look at the flying car, just bonkers, ain’t it? But no, Steve’s not there.
Immediately, his expression drops. This guy’s on a date, and his best friend steps away from his side for one whole minute and Bucky’s face is all suddenly WORRY and DREAD.
Where’d Steve get himself off to now??
Oh shit, what if he inhales some pollen and dies?????
What if he finds some stairs and falls down them????
STEVE NO STEVE STOP DOING THINGS WHEN I’M NOT THERE STEVE
In honor of the two conflicting holidays
zeus….. IS the father
*hera throws chair and has to be restrained by security titans*
That’s it. That’s Greek mythology.
so who do I get in touch with about marrying obama’s speechwriter
its been so long and barack hasnt returned any of my messages so…
let’s go all
the way tonight
The Very Potter Seamus Finnigan is a perfect representation of your average british teenager.