zeldathemes
I am Loki of Asgard.
Lindsey. Female. Student. Comic book enthusiast.
Likes babbling, bumbling, sinister, try-to-hard nincompoops with an iron will and daddy issues. Expect a lot of Hiddles, comics, and Sherlock.

jimdoesntcarrey:

Where does your ankle… stop being your ankle???

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

naomster:

ceeturnalia:


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the best part about this, without a doubt, is Jeremy Renner having no idea at all how to celebrate a win at football.

IS THAT FUCKING GORDON RAMSAY

WHAT PARTY WAS THIS WHY WAS I NOT INVITED

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

naomster:

ceeturnalia:

(x)

the best part about this, without a doubt, is Jeremy Renner having no idea at all how to celebrate a win at football.

IS THAT FUCKING GORDON RAMSAY

WHAT PARTY WAS THIS WHY WAS I NOT INVITED

deusexignis:

cantankerous (adj) - bad-tempered, argumentative, and uncooperative

deusexignis:

cantankerous (adj) - bad-tempered, argumentative, and uncooperative

faxmachine:

I think the reason why the phrase “I’m not like most girls” annoys me so much is because women have been conditioned to feel like they have to disassociate themselves from the female gender to be recognised as an interesting human being and if that isn’t fucked up then I don’t know what is

someblackkid:

This girl In history brings a whole bottle of ranch dressing to class everyday

someblackkid:

This girl In history brings a whole bottle of ranch dressing to class everyday

readaroundtherosie:

a girl walked into the bookstore I work at this morning and asked if we had An Imperial Affliction

churchsext:

bitch about how much “technology is ruining society” all you want. im gonna go communicate with hundreds of people at once while u fuck the stonehenge 

drunktrophywife:

One of the sprouse twins has an Instagram dedicated to taking pictures of people who take pictures of him and it’s amazing

babygoatsandfriends:

he was a sakter goat she said cya later goat

babygoatsandfriends:

he was a sakter goat she said cya later goat

surprisebitch:

satire at its finest